February 2012
Hmm...
astralmirror:
Just as when you look at the stars, and their distance from Earth makes it so that you’re seeing them millions of years in the past; human perception is not in real-time either, so technically EVERYTHING you see is looking into the past.
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“Much like the sale of sardines at movie-theater concession stands, the popularity of hair-reduction treatments is evidence that most people secretly long to be dolphins.”
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http://www.neuroticpoets.com/
Yes.
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astralmirror:
“So what happened, were you bored in Manchester?”
“Was I bored? No, I wasn’t fucking bored. I’m never bored. That’s the trouble with everybody - you’re all so bored. You’ve had nature explained to you and you’re bored with it, you’ve had the living body explained to you and you’re bored with it, you’ve had the universe explained to you and you’re bored with it, so now you want...
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Our belief is not a belief. Our principles are not a faith. We do not rely soley...
– Christopher Hitchens
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Question: If you were offered the chance to live your own life again, would you seize the opportunity? Christopher Hitchens: The only real philosophical answer is automatically self-contradictory: ‘Only if I did not know that I was doing so.’ To go through the entire experience once more would be banal and Sisyphean—even if it did build muscle—whereas to wish to be young again and to have the...
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When a man says he does not want to speak of something he usually means he can...
– East of Eden
hahaihateeveryonehaha:
elanamax:
“winnipeg is tight!”— my little brother, who is applying to the university of manitoba (?) (!)
i don’t think he has ever been to winnipeg. or canada.
omg winnipeg is the WORST DON’T LET HIM DO IT
Hey! I applied to U of M, and “elanamax” has my name in it, ..so he should do it.
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When I was five years old I saw an insect that had been eaten by ants and of...
– Salvador Dali
aquat1c:
what if the secret of the universe is in the terms and conditions page
beyoncebeytwice:
people who pour their milk before the cereal
france: ten
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france: fifty
france: sixty
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france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
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france: hundred.